“It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

What I recently said:

“I’m in the middle of big renovations. No, I mean reservations.”

What I meant to say was revisions.

“I’m in the middle of big revisions.” There, I said it.

It’s a wonder I rooted out the right word at all. I’m happily and deeply involved in revising my short stories, which mostly leaves me a gibbering idiot.