“It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
What I recently said:
“I’m in the middle of big renovations. No, I mean reservations.”
What I meant to say was revisions.
“I’m in the middle of big revisions.” There, I said it.
It’s a wonder I rooted out the right word at all. I’m happily and deeply involved in revising my short stories, which mostly leaves me a gibbering idiot.